Hasbie Satar, the political secretary of Tan Sri Nor Mohd Yakcop, was caught on 11 Feb 2010 by the MACC… with RM2mil - cash.

Here are eight hypothetical answers he could give to why he had such massive loot on him:

1. Umm… it’s not mine?

2. Ang pow money, sumpah!

3. I don’t speak English…

4. Aaarrghghdsjkslj [then fake convulsions]